Beards

I've got two weeks off work with this knee of mine. I'm going to use the opportunity to grow my hair and beard as big and long as I can. I'll be sure to keep you in the loop, dear readers, don't you fret.

Current status
Beard: still quite short and slightly gingery. Itch factor of 6.
Moustache: a pleasing depth of colour, but a bit camp.
Hair: very voluminous, very posh. Would go down a storm at Henley Regatta.